Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
totally happening, guys
#YES. I hope he’s in costume #and we see Billie Piper as Rose cheering in the crowd #extra bonus points if they get Matt #and David passes the torch to Matt #actually they need to get all the living Doctors #and they pass the torch to each other #while Jack makes some very improper innuendos #and River smirks and checks this off her to do list in her diary#and Donna sees this and is trying to remember why this is important #and no tags do NOT get angsty #go back to David Tennant #David Tennant with fire#there we go that’s good
First I was like: FUCK YEAH
Then I was like: …wait, no, FUCK NO
Because he’s meant to be in LONDON, at the damn Olympics not here; fucking with my bus scheduling. Goddamnit man; I need the buses to remain regular, not be fucked up by you poncing around in a trenchcoat with some fire on a stick. I can do that, it’s not hard. Wait, what was I saying; oh yes - YOU’RE MEANT TO BE IN LONDON NOT CARDIFF YOU TWAZZOCK.
A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.
I see bullying kids just because they’re adopted didn’t make the list…
Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
In which Barton stars in a soft porno for more press
I love the idea that Fury makes them all watch it and Bruce is probably like “Umm do we have to watch this??” and then Fury is like “YES. NOT SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKER AND ENJOY THE PORNO”
Well…Hawkeye seems to be getting himself into Trouble again ~coughs~badpun~coughs~
I’m with Thor on this one. :D Heh.
